A friend of the site just sent thiswonderful little pic to us during a recent trip to her local bodega. We
spent at least 10 minutes trying to come up with something sufficiently pithy, sharp, and Post-Structuralist to fully explain the absurdity of this magical, wonderful collision of fashion
branding and anti-bacterial toiletries, but failed. Instead we’ll just republish her appended comment: “Just found the only hand sanitizer that leaves you feeling dirtier than when it found you.” Really, wit