The Devil Drinks (and Wees) Prada

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Don't just wear/smell/walk Prada ! Eat it, sleep on it, snort it,drinkit and who knows? Maybe one day you will also be able to wipe yourselfPrada style? Not so unrealistic since there are morons in this worldwho are searching for "Prada tissue holders "...

...and actually, Prada does provide the much demanded snot bags for a nosewatering $85 :

Ladies & Gentlemen, I present you with the latest money grabbingaberration from Prada : the Prada teabags. I was really tempted toinsert a dirty tea bag joke in this post but really, I think that thewee reference is crass enough.

Why waste such a cute design onsome tea bag boxes?! I would rather Prada was honest and said that theydesigned storage boxes - because it is obviously the box that people arebuying. F*ck the tea, Pradorexics would probably just smell the teabags and declare themselves full up with 2000 calories.

I am frustrated with this whole "designer labelled food" thing. What isPradaesque about the tea please (a partfrom the price)? This type of snobbery really grates on me, justlike people who cling on their worn to death Chanel carrier bag (which contained a pencil sharpener probably) and insist onwalking around with it for the whole planet to see. Don't flatteryourself love, everyone knows you are as vacuous as a used teabag.

Caffeinatedly Yours,