Epic Fail Louis Vuitton's BumBag

Epic Fail : Vuitton's Posh Kangaroo Bag on http://fashioncoconuts.blogspot.com

Isn't it funny that whether they are called "bum bags" or "fannypacks", both descriptions contain words describing rude anatomicalparts ? (I let you Google these words into google.co.uk . Let's just say that ifyou are a woman these words cover posterior and anterior)

Well,let me tell you why. Because whoever designed these marsupialisticthings initially was probably in it for a joke. Like "hey,we are running out of body parts to attach bags to - hands, shouldersand backs aren't obviously enough-so why not just give in to ourmammalness and attach bags to our waists ?".

And the bumbag was born. Ensuring a decade of embarrassing photographs for those of us growing up in the 90's. (in France their name is "sac banane" e.g banana bags...but we still carried them around *sigh*)

Whatthis person did not know though, was that in 2010, a luxury house namedLouis Vuitton would take the joke even further, via this:

A LUXURY BUMBAG !!!
which can also be alternatively used as a pad dispenser for that time of the month

This bag looks like something Hannibal Lecter would have made out of tannedexcess skin and an LV stamp bought off Ebay. The handle looks like itis made of a telephone cable + an old belt - probably found in HannibalLecter's cell as well.

Ooh it is monogrammed! I bet the people who will commit to buy this would not hesitate to monogram their ass if they could.

Oh don't worry : it has the Vuitton tag inside so it must mean it is fashionable and stylish, right?

Is that all it takes to convince the monogrammed bimbos to throw £1240 into this fugalicious cavity?

Goat Leather?
Flower shaped pom-pom?
Colourful bead detail?
Playful urban style?

QUIT YO' JIBBER JABBER FOOL!

I don't hate fools, I pity them.(Mr T.)