When Tarzan And The Invisible Man Are Out...

...they pop round Topshop first because both need to grab some cool outfits to woo the ladies they have in sight.

Tarzan is the King of the Jungle Boogie and has his eyes on a lady called Jane. Jane is a sophisticated chick and is not into metrosexual dudes but "roar" kinda dudes. The
ones with hairy chests, hobbit feet and a vocabulary revolving around
eating & reproducing. When Tarzan browsed Topshop today he thought : "Duuuude. That's awesome. I will totally look like I am part of the jungle with this tacky carpet like jacket. She is totally going to hump me like a horny chihuahua!"

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