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...they pop round Topshop first because both need to grab some cool outfits to woo the ladies they have in sight.

Tarzan is the King of the Jungle Boogie and has his eyes on a lady called Jane. Jane is a sophisticatedchick and is not into metrosexual dudes but "roar" kinda dudes. Theones with hairy chests, hobbit feet and a vocabulary revolving aroundeating & reproducing. When Tarzan browsed Topshop today he thought : "Duuuude. That's awesome. I will totally look like I am part of the jungle with this tacky carpet like jacket. She is totally going to hump me like a horny chihuahua!"

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