What is wrong with people?!

If there's one thing I hate it's those horrible, cheap looking shoes: Crocs. I hate the way they look. (Who the freak wants to wear shoes with holes and tacky little charms stuck in them?) I mean, why would you wear Crocs if you could be wearing heels? (I personally have vowed NEVER to put my foot into a "Croc") *shudder* I wouldn't be caught dead in them. EVER. Seriously, if you do actually only have one life to live, why not live it up? That's the way I look at it. Does anyone else agree? I've decided that I'm not going to live a normal life. I'm going to be famous. I will be famous. I'm going to change my name to Zell Lehcar. I'm going to be a fashion designer that's more well-known than Chanel and I'm never going to wear Crocs. In fact, I think I'll start a company that burns them. =) Anyone with me?