What are words for? Can you tell when I'm being acerbic?
I know what they're NOT for.
I'll admit, I am a bit of a Johnny-come-lately when it comes to taking issue, Victor and Rolf F/W 2008. Better late than never though. Laughter is the best medicine....... I'm gonna let the duvet/sleeping bag dresses from F/W 2005 slide. Lookie......bed-head and all. So sexy. Dumb and Dumber........apparently.
Paris Vogue Collections:
"the Dutch duo have wavered between dashes of frivolity and and more essential designs. Precise tailoring for a solid, yet ethereal look. A dash of irony, provided by such details as staples and graffiti, which come to stand for the fleeting nature of fashion."
Puh-leeze. Graffiti. yawn. Obviously, they've never taken the A-Train. This Alphabet City ain't cool. Avenue A/B/C. They're not even on the map. Who is wearing this? OOohhh........it's conceptual. right.......
.....sigh.........I want my Catherine Hammnett. "Clean up or Die" "58% don't want Pershing" or "Stop and Think" ......hmmmmm. There's an idea, VICTOR AND ROLF. "Frankie says, RELAX"
Dear Double-Dutch..........what part of "NO" do you not understand!? That shit won't fly. HELLOOoooo people. Subliminal message.
no-I won't wear it
no-It's not clever
no-I won't let you staple me into my ensemble.
no-I won't buy it
Ya know in the cartoon, when Pepe le Pew is making one of his unrelenting romantic overtures and says: "no,no,no, means yes,yes,yes? I think this just means no.
Aaarrghhh........HELP! there's an armadillo straddling my leg! (reminds me of my moms Yorkie)
Mr. Louboutin, you've gone too far. Oh, I don't see a red sole. Whew..........
I have a Dream.
One day V/R will produce something that is a possible wardrobe staple. WHa? Did I miss something? STAPLES? holding the stuff together? WoW! talk about getting down to brass tacks. I mean staples. Swingline! you're back in business! All my friends use safety pins, but that's a whole other story. London Calling.
I'm falling all over myself. You guys......awwww....giggle.....quit it. Ya got me.
Wow is right. Victor and Rolf, I'd rather go naked.
Oh! the insolence, the audacity, to spray paint fur. Shit, I got people approaching me all day to help me out with that. Hey Catherine:
"when people start treating each other decently, then I'll stop wearing fur coats"
Overture! hit the lights!......and for shits and giggles, F/W 2007, cuz you love it. A lighting truss to help you better look better. Brilliant!