Fashion Methadone : Alexa Mulberry's Cousins Are Visiting

Alexa Mulberry does not get out of her shop for less than £795 at a time. Personally I cannot be dealing with such humongous personal appearance fees, so
Alexa can stay there and sulk all she wants, my wallet won't be
opening. Yes... unfortunately, the wallet is also sulking.

Instead, I went searching for a friendlier alternative and i met Alexa's cousins Alexandra (the shy one) and Alexis (the butch one) in Next.

Alexandra is the one the left, is made of polyurethane and costs £30. Alexis is the one on the right, is made of leather and costs £90.

I have kidnapped the £30 one because my wallet opened its gob just enough for me to get £30 out. Also, I am scared of butch bags- they are high
maintenance and they don't do well under the rain (and I live in the
United Raindom).

I believe that these bags will withstand the various fashion fads that
some people are trying to flog us and are therefore a good investment.
Paypal accepted, cheers.


Disclaimer: I do not have a habit of talking about bags in the third person. Pull the white van away, thanks!