beer NUTS!!

Beer NUTS!! is that a PBR on your head? or ya just happy to see me?Alexander McQueen F/W 2009McQueen and the King of Beers get WASTED.WTF?!Image and video hosting by TinyPicL.A. TimesAn absurdist piece of theater with a touch of gallows humor, the show sent up the whole fashion system.Can you pick me up a six-pack of Bud? OMGawd! You already broughtsome to the party? Yeah, I get it, cans are lighter, besides, with allthe MO-dels taking a tumble on the cat-walk in their 6 inch Pradaheels, with ankle socks (effen GENIUS) those shards of glass canreally wreck a girls visage……uh……career. Do they do that jock thingafter the show and smash the cans on their heads and high-5 eachother………? ”Feakin’AWESOME show dude!!”I really feel bad for Anna Wintour. What the hell is she gonna say when F-TV asks her, "So what did you think of the Alexander McQueen show?""Oh, he's brilliant, he's a rebel....ALWAYS pushing the boundaries. A trueartiste and craftsman. His Saville Row training is implemented exquisitely in this collecZIONE. This isn't just fashion, it's theater!".......Gimme some Glad lawn andleaf bags, and last nights leftover party favors. I'll come up withsomething.a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank">Image and video hosting by TinyPicI have to agree with Anna, beer IS brilliant.That's something right? Also, like Alex, beer has been known to push the boundaries on occasion. You know it. heh. BTW....the vacuum sealed six-pack beer-hat (not those crude, mass produced versions you see at sporting events) was produced by one of the most famous milliners in the world. Philip Treacy. Shit. I went to design school. Never made anything that rad. He's Buds (no pun) with Boy George-NYC sanitation worker. Makes all of his grand chapeaus.I'm the boy.....you need me. heh.Poor Anna. She has to stand there with a straight face. Gotta pay the billsya know? after all, "the word" feeds the advert space, that feeds the editorials, that feeds the hype, that feeds the frenzy, that lived in the house that Jack built. huh?AND, this isn't even couture.........where they purposely make the chicks look ugly......uh.....yeah, because THIS is LESS ugly. hahahaha......Beauty note:Oh! I remember this! when I was a teenager, I read in Seventeen, that if you have really curly hair, you should set it in beer cans with some Dippity-Do to straighten it. I guess they're doing that again. See? everything comes backImage and video hosting by TinyPicand, thank you Naomi Campbell, for the dark brown, lip-lined toilet-ring-around-the-mouth. I really loved that, and so did all the porno chicks and chicas. It's downright iconic, that look. Oh, right......fashion flows up. My bad. Sorry girls. not slammin'ya. South Central rules!! Compton fo-evah!!blahblahblah...........Don't look now Naomi, but......no seriously, Ireally mean it, don't look!So are ya trying to scare the bejeezus outta me or is that a tube of MAC on Crack!? Paint box and powder-puff wrangler, Pat McGrath is scraping the bottom of the beer-barrel. Le Look, a sort of Black face in reverse, if you will. "I love the super-matte finish of the complex-ION!" "Is that La Prairie super-matte studio-fix?" "why no, it's Robin Hood-cake and pastry" Ahhhh........I can read the editorials now.Image and video hosting by TinyPicL.A.Times:"The hobbling high heels and clownish makeup mimicking surgically enhancedlips (inspired by Terry Gilliam's film "Brazil") prompted some to labelMcQueen a woman hater."hahahah.........hating women.....all the way to the bank. Speaking of A-McQ going to the bank, did you know that for every dollar you spend at Target, buying McQueens diffusion line, or kitty litter....whatever, they will donate 10% to a school for books and 'puters and whatnot? It's true! Now, go get yer bad self some McQueen. It's for a good cause. I did!Awww geez, you know I'm only making fun. :)Thank you Christopher. Hhhmmmm..........Image and video hosting by TinyPic

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